Fly New Swag - Stay Fly Muay Thai Apparel and Thai Shorts!
Hey everybody. We got all kinds of new righteous swag at Stay Fly Muay Thai. We just got a huge order of t shirts with the logo on the front and "talk less. do more. fighters fight." on the back. They're outrageously soft, and actually make you more attractive as a human being when you wear them.
Also, we just got a giant order of Muay Thai Addict shorts, just the same as Justin "the Purple People Eater" Greskiewicz wore in his last few fights. They're a beautiful royal purple with metallic gold trim and a metallic gold "STAY FLY" across your goodies. Also, the sides feature a Garuda patch in black and gold, and the front right leg has a LIberty Bell to show everyone where we're from. They're $50 and people from all over the land have been asking for them, so make sure you get them while they're hot! They wont last long.
Coming soon, we'll be getting an order of black shorts with gold and purple accents from Kimurawear, for those of you who need options in your wardrobe or that would rather rock limited amounts of purple at a time. These will be $45 and wont last long either.
Thai shorts are an important part to Muay Thai. After all, step one to becoming a cowboy is to purchase a good cowboy suit. Also, studies show that Thai shorts result in your kicks being 27% harder and 86% sexier.
Get some swag!!!!